Believe me when I say I have done my bit for the great Scottish ticket mountain. Driving into the LEZ in Glasgow (it was a genuine mistake, officer): £60. Doing 47 in a 40 (I didn’t see the sign, officer): £100. Pulling away in my car without wearing my seatbelt (I was just about to put it on, officer): £100. But there’s one ticket I know I will never get, partly because it’s an offence I know I’ll never commit and partly because the system for enforcing the tickets is a shambolic, sc
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